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Thursday, February 15, 2007

How To Survive A Horror Movie

Click here for a funny read... come back and tell me your favorites. Then I'll tell you mine.


Nik said...

OMG, this was hilarious! They got funnier as you went down the list. I really started laughing at this one:
If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared

I like the nakedness ones too. Oh and the listen to the soundtrack and the audience cuz they're smarter than you thing.

Very cool stuff, thanks for the laughs Lora. Have a rockin weekend.

David Amulet said...

A great list!! My favorite is "If you are being chased, never lean against the wall when you think you lost him. He’ll just pop through and kill you." How long will it take for people to just sit in the middle of the room!!

-- david

BeckEye said...

"When running away from the killer/monster, NEVER run upstairs."

That's my favorite, because that drives me INSANE in movies. Those dumb girls ALWAYS run upstairs, where there's no way to get out.